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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 25.06.2025 17:00

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Nuts and Butts

Just Forget it!

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Cold Sore Virus You’ve Been Ignoring Hijacks Your DNA’s Structure in 3D—But Scientists Just Found its Fatal Flaw - The Daily Galaxy

No go.

Loons and Moons

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Tariff news isn't good... - Daily Kos

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Unacceptable again!

Why do British people always write "xxx" after their names?

Still no good

share office space ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

What drivers said at Pocono after Cup race won by Chase Briscoe - NBC Sports

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Freaks and Cheeks

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Lithium-Rich Mineral Found In Only One Place On Earth Has Its Recipe Finally Revealed - IFLScience

Then came..

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

When was the last time you had sex with someone much older than yourself?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Next, they tried...

Are cold plunges good for you? Here’s what the science says. - The Washington Post

Everyone loved it.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Minds and Behinds

USDA develops potential plan to vaccinate poultry for bird flu - KSL News

Hysterias & Posteriors

No way

No, not a chance

Tune In on Twitch, Get Pokémon TCG Pocket Hourglasses to Celebrate Eevee Grove - Pokemon.com

Still no good.

Thumbs down again.

They put up a sign reading

Would Taylor Swift want to be as rich as Trump? This why she vote for Kamala?

Another attempt resulted in ...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So they tried

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids