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Last Updated: 25.06.2025 17:00

Nuts and Butts
Just Forget it!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No go.
Loons and Moons
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Tariff news isn't good... - Daily Kos
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Unacceptable again!
Why do British people always write "xxx" after their names?
Still no good
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What drivers said at Pocono after Cup race won by Chase Briscoe - NBC Sports
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Freaks and Cheeks
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Lithium-Rich Mineral Found In Only One Place On Earth Has Its Recipe Finally Revealed - IFLScience
Then came..
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
When was the last time you had sex with someone much older than yourself?
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Next, they tried...
Are cold plunges good for you? Here’s what the science says. - The Washington Post
Everyone loved it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Minds and Behinds
USDA develops potential plan to vaccinate poultry for bird flu - KSL News
Hysterias & Posteriors
No way
No, not a chance
Tune In on Twitch, Get Pokémon TCG Pocket Hourglasses to Celebrate Eevee Grove - Pokemon.com
Still no good.
Thumbs down again.
They put up a sign reading
Would Taylor Swift want to be as rich as Trump? This why she vote for Kamala?
Another attempt resulted in ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So they tried
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids